Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #5

Hey there Bachelor aficionados! We had a bit of a low scoring episode this week, but never fear, it definitely wasn’t lacking in content! We saw a yacht date with Chelsea, some seriously woo-girl behavior during the group bowling date, a Krystal meltdown, and the first L bomb of the season!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • This week we subtracted the 40 points awarded to Maquel last week for leaving the show on her own accord
  • Krystal seemed a little drunk during the group date, but her behavior is so erratic we couldn’t be sure, so didn’t award points. Jenna also seemed drunk, but I think we’re all learning this is just Jenna (and we love her for it!) so no points
  •  Lots of girls were standing around the food table during the group date, but the only girls we see actually chewing were Krystal and Maquel, so those two plus Tia received points for eating

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Arie totally giving up on Chelsea’s attempt at a titanic reenactment

Chelsea Titanic Bachelor

  • Kendall explaining to Arie that she is glad the show is forcing them to take their relationship slower
  • Arie to Krystal: “I think you should stay up here tonight. I’m going to go down and hang with them. Know that I’m not happy about it. And I’ll see you in a few days.”
  • Tia: “I’ve been waiting for you to push me up against something”
  • Krystal: “Aww we’re having our first fight!” Arie: “It could be our last fight.”

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

  • Jenna being Jenna. And highlighting how all the girls are feeling during this rose ceremony

Jenna Bachelor Nervous Top Feeling

  • Krystal: “I just honestly feel like a lot of the girls here don’t operate, like, at my level. And I’m tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. Like I’m done. Done. That was glitter. Glitter.”

Krystal Glitter The Bachelor

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #5

Ashley 10
Attending group date 10
Becca K 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bekah M 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Chelsea 85
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jacqueline 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jenna 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kendall 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lauren B 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Maquel -10
Attending group date 10
Consuming food 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Leaving show on own accord -40
Marikh 10
Attending group date 10
Seinne 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5
Tia 110
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Consuming food 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 10 115
Becca K 65 250
Bekah M 50 280
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 85 250
Jacqueline 60 160
Jenna 45 185
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 70 225
Krystal 65 350
Lauren B 75 230
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel -10 145
Marikh 10 150
Seinne 40 240
Tia 110 335
Valerie 0 10

 

 

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