Category: Points: Arie

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Arie’s Finale

What a finale! Chris Harrison made sure to remind us that this was the most dramatic finale ever, but we would just like to point out a more significant milestone. At 5 hours, this was without a doubt the longest finale ever! We must say we enjoyed every second of it though; we laughed, we cringed, we cried, we yelled at the TV screen.

We truly never thought there would be another Mesnick scenario, so based on our scoring system you could argue that Lauren was not adequately rewarded for being the last woman standing. Becca received the final rose points, but both ladies were awarded proposal points because we indeed saw both proposals on TV.

There are LOTS of opinions out there on how the breakup with Becca should have been handled, whether Lauren should have taken Arie back, and why ABC thought it was a good idea to show the same man proposing to two different women in a 24 hour period. Our takeaway from this season is that Arie should have picked Lauren all along. We LOVE Becca, but Arie and Lauren both seem to have equally subdued personalities, and it was obvious that Arie’s feelings were deeper for Lauren since he dropped the L bomb weeks ago. Hopefully Arie and Lauren will live a long life of waking up with the sun, wearing cardigans, and drinking wine. The great news about this whole situation is that we get to do the damn thing with Becca next season!

The points are in! What is everyone using as the prize for their league? Leave us a comment and send us some ideas. Our league passes around this felt rose crown to the winner each season

I hope everyone enjoyed this season! Check back here for you Bachelorette fantasy leagues in May!

Download an updated spreadsheet with the final points for the season here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #10

Becca 395
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Proposing or being proposed to 75
Receiving the final rose 100
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Giving the bachelor(ette) a gift 10
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Weekly Bonus Category: Giving Arie’s family gift other than flowers/wine 20
Lauren 230
Attending One on One 25
Proposing or being proposed to 75
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35

Season Totals by Contestant:

Annaliese 100
Ashley 115
Becca K 1175
Bekah M 445
Bibiana 90
Brittany 130
Caroline 165
Chelsea 295
Jacqueline 315
Jenna 215
Jenny 25
Kendall 700
Krystal 430
Lauren B 1050
Lauren G 10
Lauren S 105
Maquel 145
Marikh 150
Seinne 355
Tia 630
Valerie 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #9

We’re down to two! Arie took a page from the Ben Higgins playbook and told 2 women he loved them this week. There has been lots of chatter about “the most dramatic finale in Bachelor history”, so we can’t wait to see how this plays out!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Lauren B was not explicitly in a helicopter or private jet, but it was a plane and they had it to themselves so we’ll count it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Ross the ex-boyfriend for falling into the producers’ trap
  • Lauren B for essentially forcing Arie to tell her he loves her or she’s giving up
  • Becca K for getting stuck with possibly the worst fantasy suite in Bachelor history (where was the bathroom?)

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #9

Becca K 230
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going to fantasy suite 75
Riding on boat 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Kendall 190
Attending One on One 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Consuming food 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Lauren 250
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #8

Welcome all! Hometown dates are our favorite week of the bachelor! ABC really teased this episode to be incredibly dramatic, but unfortunately we didn’t see anything super exciting from the families this season. Tia’s heartbreaking goodbye was probably the most dramatic moment of this week’s episode.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • There were lots of mentions of love this week
    • Becca K: “I’m falling and falling and falling” – No points awarded
    • Kendall: ” I see myself falling for you” – We awarded her the “I’m falling for you” points because most of the words were there and it sounded like she meant it in the present tense, not future tense
    • Tia and Lauren B talked about how they told Arie they loved him last week, but they didn’t actually say the words to him this week so no points
  • Wildcard category: Though we saw Arie discussing a blessing/”hand in marriage” with Kendall and Lauren’s parents, we only heard him explicitly ask Tia and Becca’s parents

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • All 4 ladies earned points for hugging Arie with a running start; Hometown dates are the reason this category exists
  • Kendall for using taxidermy as a metaphor for relationships
  • Becca’s uncle Gary for explaining to us in detail what a great hunter, fisherman, woodcarver Becca’s dad was
  • Kendall’s twin sister for having the same mannerisms and speaking cadence as Kendall
  • Becca for never failing to say “Let’s do the damn thing” in an episode

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #8

Becca K 135
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 20
Kendall 130
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going on hometown date 50
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” to Bachelor(ette) 15
Lauren B 100
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tia 125
Going on hometown date 50
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 20

Season Totals

Contestant Episode #8 Season Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 0 115
Becca K 135 550
Bekah M 0 445
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 0 295
Jacqueline 0 315
Jenna 0 215
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 130 510
Krystal 0 430
Lauren B 100 570
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel 0 185
Marikh 0 150
Seinne 0 355
Tia 125 630
Valerie 0 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #7

Welcome back everyone! The Bachelor Fantasy League points have been tallied, and Lauren B was the big winner of the week, but not only in terms of points. Arie pulled a Ben Higgins and dropped an L bomb on Lauren while there were still 5 other girls remaining. Bold move, Arie. We called her out as a sleeper pick after Episode #1, and she really delivered. We’re 100% unspoiled here, but in what world does she not receive the final rose after what we’ve seen this week? She’s boring, Arie’s boring, they’re perfect!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • The ladies gave us a plethora of different phrases to describe their love for Arie this week. We awarded Tia and Lauren be “falling in love with you” points, and Becca K & Bekah M “falling for you” points
  • Arie did express love towards Lauren, but it wasn’t the true “I love you” phrase, so points were not awarded
  • Since two roses were given out on the group date, points were awarded to both Kendall and Tia for receiving the group date rose

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Lauren for using the phrase “It’s so Italian” to describe italy
  • Arie for continuing the constant “I like that” and “I love that”
  • Jacqueline for coining the term swirling doubt
  • Also Jacqueline taking a sip of Arie’s wine before breaking up with him

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #7

 

Becca K 115
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” to Bachelor(ette) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Becca K 70
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” to Bachelor(ette) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Jacqueline 90
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Kendall 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Lauren B 135
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Consuming food 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Seinne 60
Attending One on One 25
Consuming food 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10
Tia 115
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Weekly Bonus Category: Mentioning her family 10

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 0 115
Becca K 115 415
Bekah M 70 445
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 0 295
Jacqueline 90 315
Jenna 0 215
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 85 380
Krystal 0 430
Lauren B 135 470
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel 0 145
Marikh 0 150
Seinne 60 355
Tia 115 505
Valerie 0 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #6

Four dates this week means lots of points to be awarded! We saw 2 one on ones, a group date, and a two on one date tonight! To all of our enjoyment, Arie was right last week in that they indeed were having their last fight, because Krystal is GONE! But don’t worry if Krystal is on your team, she scored plenty of points this week as usual.

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • The crying points are subjective as usual. In the end, crying points were awarded to Jenna, Chelsea, Lauren B, and Krystal
  • It looked like Tia wore 2 different outfits during the group date, and was blurred in both outfits. So having a body part blurred points were only awarded to Tia and Becca K

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Seinne for being fantastic as usual, but mostly for showing us her French speaking skills
  • Kendall for continuously using correct grammar in saying “Arie’s and my” rather than “Arie and I’s”
  • Arie for really showing up this episode. We saw empathy, learned some personal information, and got some good TV out of him this week!
  • Kendall for dropping this wisdom on Krystal

The Bachelor Kendall Krystal Gif You're Imperfect. Isn't that amazing

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #6

Becca K 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10
Bekah M 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Chelsea 45
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Jacqueline 65
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jenna 30
Attending group date 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Kendall 70
Attending Two on One 30
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Krystal 80
Attending Two on One 30
Consuming food 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Lauren B 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Seinne 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tia 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Reading a date card 5
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 0 115
Becca K 50 300
Bekah M 95 375
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 45 295
Jacqueline 65 225
Jenna 30 215
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 70 295
Krystal 80 430
Lauren B 105 335
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel 0 145
Marikh 0 150
Seinne 55 295
Tia 55 390
Valerie 0 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #5

Hey there Bachelor aficionados! We had a bit of a low scoring episode this week, but never fear, it definitely wasn’t lacking in content! We saw a yacht date with Chelsea, some seriously woo-girl behavior during the group bowling date, a Krystal meltdown, and the first L bomb of the season!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • This week we subtracted the 40 points awarded to Maquel last week for leaving the show on her own accord
  • Krystal seemed a little drunk during the group date, but her behavior is so erratic we couldn’t be sure, so didn’t award points. Jenna also seemed drunk, but I think we’re all learning this is just Jenna (and we love her for it!) so no points
  •  Lots of girls were standing around the food table during the group date, but the only girls we see actually chewing were Krystal and Maquel, so those two plus Tia received points for eating

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Arie totally giving up on Chelsea’s attempt at a titanic reenactment

Chelsea Titanic Bachelor

  • Kendall explaining to Arie that she is glad the show is forcing them to take their relationship slower
  • Arie to Krystal: “I think you should stay up here tonight. I’m going to go down and hang with them. Know that I’m not happy about it. And I’ll see you in a few days.”
  • Tia: “I’ve been waiting for you to push me up against something”
  • Krystal: “Aww we’re having our first fight!” Arie: “It could be our last fight.”

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

  • Jenna being Jenna. And highlighting how all the girls are feeling during this rose ceremony

Jenna Bachelor Nervous Top Feeling

  • Krystal: “I just honestly feel like a lot of the girls here don’t operate, like, at my level. And I’m tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. Like I’m done. Done. That was glitter. Glitter.”

Krystal Glitter The Bachelor

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #5

Ashley 10
Attending group date 10
Becca K 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bekah M 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Chelsea 85
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jacqueline 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jenna 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kendall 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lauren B 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Maquel -10
Attending group date 10
Consuming food 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Leaving show on own accord -40
Marikh 10
Attending group date 10
Seinne 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5
Tia 110
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Consuming food 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 10 115
Becca K 65 250
Bekah M 50 280
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 85 250
Jacqueline 60 160
Jenna 45 185
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 70 225
Krystal 65 350
Lauren B 75 230
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel -10 145
Marikh 10 150
Seinne 40 240
Tia 110 335
Valerie 0 10

 

 

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #4

Welcome everyone! We had quite the high scoring episode with plenty of entertainment this week! After this episode, I’m very hopeful for the trajectory of the rest of the season! Highest scorer this week was Tia! She pulled out a spectacular performance on the group date, managing to appear quite drunk, have an emotional breakdown with Arie, and still get the group date rose. You go girl! We also saw high scores for Bekah and Seinne thanks to their one on one dates, and of course lots of points for Krystal… for being Krystal.

Judgement calls (if you disagree, score for your league accordingly):

  • Maquel was awarded points for leaving on her own accord. Another girl mentioned that she might come back? If so, we’ll adjust accordingly
  • It looked like many girls were interested in eating the worms on the group date, but only ones who obviously participated were Kendall and Tia. You could question whether or not worms count as food but hey, we were feeling generous
  • Wildcard points this week were for straddling. Though we didn’t see explicit straddling, it’s safe to say that straddling was involved in order for Bekah and Arie to be so close in the hot tub

Honorable mention- Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Chelsea for impersonation of Krystal AND glam shaming Marikh. Also, Marikh for making #glamshaming a thing.
  • Tia and Caroline pretending to be a couple in the hot tub
  • Krystal for referring to herself as flawless
  • Seinne for actually being flawless

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #4

Ashley 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Becca K 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Reading a date card 5
Bekah M 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Straddling Arie 15
Brittany 35
Attending group date 10
Hot tubbing 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Caroline 50
Attending group date 10
Hot tubbing 5
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Chelsea 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Jacqueline 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Jenna 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Kendall 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Consuming food 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Krystal 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Hot tubbing 5
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Lauren B 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Maquel 75
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Marikh 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Seinne 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Being attached to a harness 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tia 120
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Hot tubbing 5
Consuming food 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Appearing drunk 15

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 40 105
Becca K 45 185
Bekah M 100 230
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 35 130
Caroline 50 165
Chelsea 40 165
Jacqueline 40 100
Jenna 40 140
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 75 155
Krystal 95 285
Lauren B 70 155
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel 75 155
Marikh 55 140
Seinne 95 200
Tia 120 225
Valerie 0 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #3

Hello Bachelor fans! With 2 ridiculous group dates, a one on one sabotaged by getting wine drunk, and an “I was hoping you would kiss me”, this week’s episode was reality TV gold.

This week’s bonus point category: Wearing a crop top/sports bra on a date. WOW, what a perfect week for this one. 9 of the 18 girls wore crop tops on dates this week. Because clearly real shirts are a waste of fabric.

Judgement calls (if you disagree, score for your league accordingly):

  • Crying: Bibiana and Annaliese were obvious criers. Also awarding points to Tia and Caroline because though we didn’t see actual tears fall, others were talking about how they were crying and comforting them
  • Hug with running start: At the beginning of Lauren S’s date it was more of a skip with a hop into Arie’s arms, but I’ll count it
  • Appearing drunk: Awarding points to Lauren S and Jenna for appearing drunk (too bad I can’t award points to Arie because he was FEELING IT at the night portion of the dog date with Becca K). This is a big judgement call so award as you see fit
  • Kissing: Though the girls were discussing how everyone had kissed Arie except Annaliese, I’m only awarding points if the kiss is shown on camera

Honorable Mention- My favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Arie mentioning that the older he gets, the more cardigans he wears
  • Bibiana and Tia praying that one of the girls gets bitten by a dog on their group date
  • The girls walk into the night portion of the wrestling date, which is a glamorized RV park. One of the girls says “Tia, do you feel in your element right now?”
  • My favorite Arie comments of the week: “You were so great today.” “You were amazing tonight.” Does this mean I’m not amazing all the time?
  • Last but certainly not least Jenna for hilarious commentary, abrupt movements, and for straddling Arie while wearing a full length gown. She is truly an unsung star of this season

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #3

Annaliese 45
Attending group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing a crop top/sports bra on a date 10
Ashley 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Becca K 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Bekah M 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Bibiana 45
Attending group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Brittany 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Caroline 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Chelsea 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jacqueline 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Jenna 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Appearing drunk 15
Kendall 45
Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Krystal 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Lauren B 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Lauren S 80
Attending One on One 25
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Consuming food 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with running start 10
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Reading a date card 5
Appearing drunk 15
Maquel 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Marikh 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Weekly Bonus Category: Wearing crop top/sports bra on date 10
Seinne 25
Receiving a rose 25
Tia 70
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Season Grand Total
Annaliese 45 100
Ashley 35 65
Becca K 60 140
Bekah M 85 130
Bibiana 45 90
Brittany 35 95
Caroline 80 115
Chelsea 80 125
Jacqueline 35 60
Jenna 65 100
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 45 80
Krystal 80 190
Lauren B 60 85
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 80 105
Maquel 45 80
Marikh 50 85
Seinne 25 105
Tia 70 105
Valerie 0 10
Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #2

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #2

Happy first week of scoring bachelor fans! With most of this week’s episode dedicated to one on one dates, it was a low scoring week. Luckily we still got a traumatic bumper car reenactment and some rose ceremony drama to spice things up.

After her pretty woman date, Becca will likely be the best dressed at every rose ceremony to come. And though she didn’t get a ton of screen time, Seinne really brought home the points thanks to her win in the demolition derby and group date rose.

We got a LOT from Krystal this week. I think we’re all already annoyed by her poor execution of the Sophia Bush rasp, but I can’t fault those who drafted her because she really brought home the points this week.

Judgement calls (If you disagree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • No points for Krystal or Jenny for crying. Though they both clearly had tears building in their eyes, we didn’t see any tears actually fall nor did they seem distressed enough to warrant 20 points for crying
  • Points were awarded to Jenny for appearing drunk. This could be argued, but the quote below is what sealed the deal

Honorable mention – My favorite moments of the night that weren’t necessarily point earners

  • Seinne carrying her celebration milk jug around with her into the evening portion of the group date
  • Jenny’s exit – “I’m not sad about you, I’m sad about leaving my new friends”
  • The SPREAD of food during the Rachael Zoe part of Becca’s date that went untouched

 

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #2

Annaliese: 55 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Crying 20

 

Ashley: 30 Points            

Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5

 

Becca K:  80 Points            

Attending one on one 25
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor 10

 

Bekah M: 45 Points           

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor 10

 

Bibiana: 45 Points            

Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last in rose ceremony 5
Mentioning the process is hard 5

 

Brittany: 60 points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving medical attention 20
Reading a date card 5

 

Caroline: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Chelsea: 45 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor 10

 

Jacqueline: 25 Points            

Receiving a rose 25

 

Jenna: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Jenny: 25 Points Eliminated

Attending a group date 10
Appearing drunk 15
No points for crying; no tears fell  

 

Kendall: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Krystal: 110 Points          

Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Hugging bachelor with running start 10
Meeting bachelor’s family or friends 20
Kissing the bachelor 10
No points for crying; no tears fell  

 

Lauren B: 25 Points            

Receiving a rose 25

 

Lauren G: 10 Points Eliminated

Attending a group date 10

 

Lauren S: 25 Points            

Receiving a rose 25

 

Maquel: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Marikh: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Seinne: 80 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving a group date rose 25
Winning group date challenge 10
Kissing the bachelor 10

 

Tia: 35 Points            

Attending a group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

 Valerie: 10 Points Eliminated

Attending a group date 10