Category: Weekly Points

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #8

The long awaited hometown dates are here! Easily our favorite week of the season! As per usual, ABC gave this episode white the dramatic tease. And as we’ve seen in recent seasons, it just can’t live up to the hype! We need some more Jojo’s mom drinking champagne straight from the bottle. Desire’s brother calling the born again virgin bachelor Sean Lowe a playboy. Dean’s overly suppressed beef with his dad. Where is the drama!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Blake and Jason both had pretty weak hugs with running starts (Becca did most of the running), but still counting it
  • There were two instances of “I’m in love with you” this week. Since I consider this more serious than “I’m falling in love with you”, awarding “I love you” points for these
  • Garret and Becca were sitting on a blanket with drinks, but I saw no food so no picnic

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • The grand surprise Jason had for Becca was making out on a Zamboni. Not exactly the grand Bachelor style gesture I had in mind, but boy were we into it!
  • Blake for hanging in there while Becca had a serious fangirl day with Betty Who
  • Also Blake for having the guts to introduce his mom on TV after he 100% put her on blast for the cheating

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #8

Blake 155
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Attending a concert 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Colton 150
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Going on hometown date 50
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Garrett 135
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going on hometown date 50
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Jason 155
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Consuming food 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10

Season Totals:

Contestant Episode #8 Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 155 585
Chris 0 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 150 645
Connor 0 180
David 0 260
Garrett 135 525
Jordan 0 255
Jason 155 520
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 0 290
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 0 415

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #7

To hometowns we go! What an episode! I don’t believe we’ve ever had a male contestant–other than Sean Lowe who was perfection and not a true virgin but rather a “reborn” one– confess his virginity on the show before (please correct me in the comments if this isn’t true). How great that our first virgin is not only an ex NFL practice squad player, but ALSO an ex of Aly Raisman! Great casting, ABC.

We are 100% spoiler free, but let’s be honest– in what world does Blake not get the final rose? When the Bachelorette’s response to your profession of love is “tell me again” rather than lots of kissing to avoid saying anything, I’d call it a dead giveaway.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Awarding points to Wills for crying because I saw some moisture in the corner of his eye, and the copious sniffling can only mean one thing
  • Blake said “I’m in love with you”, not “I love you”. But I think it’s equally as serious so he gets “I love you” level points

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Blake’s mental breakdown despite being a clear frontrunner
  • Leo telling Becca he wasn’t going to propose
  • Wills for yet another fantastic floral outfit
  • The conch boat man for making the Colton date as uncomfortable as possible

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #7

Blake 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Colton 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Consuming food 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Garrett 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Jason 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bonus: Saying “vulnerable” 10
Leo 30
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Wills 85
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Bonus: Saying “vulnerable” 10

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 110 430
Chris 0 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 110 495
Connor 0 180
David 0 260
Garrett 105 390
Jordan 0 255
Jason 95 365
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 30 290
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 85 415

 

Bachelorette Fantasty Points – Becca Episode #6

Down to six already?? This season is really flying by! This week we went to one of the most questionable locations in the franchise history: Richmond, VA. I certainly hope this was just a last minute backup location and not the result of a serious reduction in funding. I mean, no offense to VA natives, but this rivals the bowling alley Ft. Lauderdale week last season.

Despite the location, we got a lot out of this episode. Becca got to meet Jason’s friends (adorable!) and was totally in her element doing cold weather activities with Leo. The debate had a lot of potential to be entertaining had these men had any wit, but it turned into a pretty painful disaster. And so it goes.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • I’m awarding points to Lincoln and Chris for talking shit about another contestant to Becca because they were more or less speaking directly to her during the debate
  • We had a few half-hearted fast walking start hugs this week, but I’m not considering any of them “hug with running start”
  • As always, lots of expletives but didn’t catch any occurrences of 3 in a row

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • One of the true joys of this season is watching the reasonable men (particularly Wills and Jason) react to Jordan/David/Chris/Lincoln ridiculousness. The constant heavy sigh eye rolls have been truly priceless
  • Blake for taking a page from Ben Higgins and acting like a true politician during the group date debate
  • Leo for continually telling Becca how hot she is during their date

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #6

Blake 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Chris 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Colton 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Connor 10
Attending group date 10
Garrett 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Jason 80
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leo 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lincoln 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Wills 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 35 320
Chris 25 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 85 385
Connor 10 180
David 0 260
Garrett 40 285
Jordan 0 255
Jason 80 270
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 95 260
Lincoln 25 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 75 330

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #5

Happy Mid-Season bachelorette fans! This was quite the low scoring episode, despite the tragic two on one date. I was a bit disappointed with the lack of dramatic “leaving the loser on a desert island” exit. However, ABC made up for it by showing Becca watching her and Jordan’s “falling in love” fireworks alone.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Once again, many expletives this episode, but I still didn’t catch any instances with 3 in a row
  • Chris seemed on the verge of tears but not quite enough to be worthy of 20 points
  • Lots of questionable shit talk this week, but points were only counted for the blatant offenders

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Wills for wearing a floral onesie/romper to the group date and a full plaid suit to the rose ceremony
  • John for keeping his head held high after elimination. You are on to WAY bigger and better things, man
  • Jordan for being the most entertaining, least villain-ish villain. Pure entertainment!

Leave a comment below with your ideas for next week’s wildcard point category!

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #5

Blake 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Chris 55
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Reading a date card 5
Colton 85
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Connor 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
David 50
Attending Two on One 30
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Garrett 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jordan 60
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending Two on One 30
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Jason 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
John 10
Attending group date 10
Leo 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Lincoln 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Wills 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

Season Totals:

Contestant Episode #5 Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 95 285
Chris 55 230
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 85 300
Connor 35 170
David 50 260
Garrett 55 245
Jordan 60 255
Jason 35 190
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 10 140
Leo 35 165
Lincoln 35 230
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 50 255

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #4

The best part of this week’s episode was hands down the Jordan quotes at the end. Let me just remind everyone:

“I’m much like a sponge. You can squeeze me and get everything out of me. But you’ll never know unless you try”

“This could be a moment to where I go from captain underpants to captain just took everyone’s girl”

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Not counting either sitting on a blanket together in the snow scenario with Wills or Garrett as a picnic because the was no food to be seen
  • With all the bleeping, it’s hard to be sure on the expletive rants. But they were really going for it this week!
  • We couldn’t fully see their lips when Jordan ambushed Becca while in his gold undies, but pretty sure I heard a kissing sound and that’s definitely what he was going for, so counting it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • John for coming out of the woodwork with that climbing!
  • Garrett for casually dropping the news of his divorce into the conversation as if it wasn’t that big of a deal
  • Blake for GOING FOR IT and telling Becca he wants 5 kids. Well, 3-5

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #4

Blake 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Reading a date card 5
Chris 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Saying “not here for the right reasons” 10
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Christon 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25

 

Colton 65
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5

 

Connor 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
David 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Expletive rant (saying 3+ consecutive expletives) 10

 

Garrett 120
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Attending a concert 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bonus: Participating in a winter sport 10
Jordan 100
Making joke related to genitals/bodily functions 10
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Expletive rant (saying 3+ consecutive expletives) 10
Jason 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

 

Jean Blanc 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Giving the bachelor(ette) a gift 10
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20

 

John 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Leo 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Lincoln 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10

 

Nick 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10

 

Wills 90
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

Season Totals:

Episode #4 Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 75 190
Chris 60 175
Christon 35 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 65 215
Connor 70 135
David 75 210
Garrett 120 190
Jordan 100 195
Jason 85 155
Jean Blanc 80 190
John 70 130
Leo 70 130
Lincoln 70 195
Mike 0 35
Nick 45 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 90 205

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #3

We’re three episodes in and ABC is already holding out on us with the rose ceremony! I knew the streak with Arie’s season wouldn’t last. This week’s dates were on the opposite ends of the spectrum. We had a “spa” date, which was really just everybody piled in a room, wearing robes, and painting nails after soaking their feet in buckets, yes ACTUAL BUCKETS, of water. Not a spa I ever want to visit. Then we had a football group date where the professional manages to injure himself. There was also a very awkward 1:1 date with Chris that included terrible singing from Becca, a traumatic experience (no reenactment, come on ABC!) about writing down feelings, and of course a private concert.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • I awarded points to the men on the spa date for meeting Becca’s friends, even though they were only her friends from the show
  • Many men ate food at mansion at the beginning of the episode, but since this didn’t technically occur on a date no food points were awarded
  • Lot’s of expletives this episode, but didn’t catch any rants (3+ in a row)

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Wills who just couldn’t even while Jordan explained that his face = professionality
  • Jason, because even though Becca forgot his name at the start of the date, she is INTO him
  • Blake for doing the damn thing and calling Becca his girlfriend
  • David, because going to the ICU warrants more than 20 points. Even if it was just from falling out of bed. We’ve all done it!

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #3

Blake 30
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Chris 75
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Christon 10
Attending group date 10
Clay 115
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leaving show on own accord 40
Colton 110
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Connor 10
Attending group date 10
David 80
Attending group date 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Saying “not here for the right reasons” 10
Bleeding 20
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Garrett 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jordan 35
Attending group date 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Jason 45
Attending group date 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jean Blanc 30
Attending group date 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
John 10
Attending group date 10
Leo 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lincoln 20
Flexing for/in front of the camera 10
Attending group date 10
Mike 10
Attending group date 10
Nick 5
Reading a date card 5
Ryan 10
Attending group date 10
Wills 30
Attending group date 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20

Wildcard Points: Jordan 10 Mentioning the word “genuine”

Season Totals

Contestant Episode 3 Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 30 115
Chris 75 115
Christon 10 55
Clay 115 165
Colton 110 150
Connor 10 65
David 80 135
Garrett 25 70
Jordan 45 95
Jason 45 70
Jean Blanc 30 110
John 10 60
Leo 25 60
Lincoln 20 125
Mike 10 35
Nick 5 40
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 10 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 30 115

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Episode #2

Week 2, what a night! We had a typical “use an obstacle course as a metaphor for a relationship” date, one of the most fun dates with possibly the best musical guest in Bachelor history, and a very entertaining half-heartedly athletic dodgeball date. Thankfully, the cast limited their usage of “let’s do the damn thing”, but there was no shortage of petty, uninteresting week two drama!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • We’re not counting Rachael and Bryan as “meeting Becca’s family/friends” because that was likely one of their first meetings
  • The tears from Alex and Lincoln are both questionable, but this was a fairly low scoring episode so we’re awarding points to both
  • Jordan makes a comment about his brass ***** while wearing only his underwear. Pretty safe to assume that’s related to his genitals? We’re counting it!

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Wills letting Becca try on his flower jacket
  • Leo pausing the dodgeball game to fix his man bun
  • Lil John for being the most fun Bachelor musical guest to date. Favorite quote of the date “break those hearts like Arie broke yours!”
  • Blake for finding out he was getting broken up with via his girlfriend’s group texts. Guard your phones, ladies!
  • Jordan for wearing a blanket to the rose ceremony

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #2

Alex 40
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Blake 85
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Chris 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Christon 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Clay 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Colton 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Connor 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
David 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Saying “not here for the right reasons” 10
Reading a date card 5
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Garrett 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Jordan 50
Making joke related to genitals/bodily functions 10
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Jason 25
Receiving a rose 25
Jean Blanc 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
John 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leo 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Lincoln 105
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Hugging bachelor(ette) with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Mike 25
Receiving a rose 25
Nick 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Rickey 10
Attending group date 10
Ryan 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Trent 15
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Wills 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Contestant Points Episode #2
Alex 40
Blake 85
Chris 40
Christon 45
Clay 50
Colton 40
Connor 55
David 55
Garrett 45
Jordan 50
Jason 25
Jean Blanc 80
John 50
Leo 35
Lincoln 105
Mike 25
Nick 35
Rickey 10
Ryan 45
Trent 15
Wills 85

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode 1

And we’re off! ABC turned out a pretty typical night one with costumes, $hit talking, and a man from Becca’s past. They also provided quite the lengthy teaser for the season to come. It sounds like we’ll have bro feuds, Becca tears, and quite the dramatic ambulance scene to look forward to.

Reminder that since most leagues don’t draft until after Episode 1 airs, we don’t tally points for the first episode. If your league has already drafted, feel free to award points for the first episode as you see fit (25 points to each contestant who received a rose would be an easy option), or just hold off until Episode 2 with the rest of us. Don’t forget to schedule your draft prior to Monday night’s episode! If you need a refresher on our draft/rules recommendations, check out the How to Play page. Points for episodes to come should be posted by Tuesday nights. We’ll post detailed points by contestant, as well as upload a weekly spreadsheet that allows for quick scoring.

It looks like we’ll be awarding plenty of points in the weeks to come for saying “do the damn thing” and hating on Arie, so stay tuned! If you have ideas for the wildcard category for Episode 2, leave it in the comments or tweet us!

Bachelorette Fantasy League – Becca’s Season Kickoff

Hey bachelor fans! We are less than a week away from Becca’s season of The Bachelorette. I hope everyone is as excited as we are for Becca’s bachelorette fantasy league to get underway!

Here are some updates and reminders for your leagues:

  • Since most leagues don’t draft until after Episode 1, Episode 2 will be the first week for which we tally and post points. If your league has already drafted, you can award points as you see fit (perhaps 25 points to each contestant who received a rose), or hold off until Episode 2 with the rest of us.
  • We have added & subtracted a few points categories from last season. We’ve also added some bachelorette specific categories tailored to the male cast (doing pushups, having a bromance, etc.), and some Becca specific categories (any mention of “doing the damn thing” or any contestant hating on Arie) to keep things fun and fresh for this season! Check out the points categories and values for Becca’s season on the Scoring page.
  • The contestant bios are out and can be found here. They’re in a bit of a different format this year, but still entertaining and a good sneak peak into what to expect for this season
  • We recommend holding your draft between the airing of Episodes 1 and 2. This allows you to get to know the contestants a bit before drafting them on your team, and prevents the huge cut of men on the first night from destroying anyone’s team. However, if you have a huge league and need all the initial contestants in order to share the love among your league, feel free to draft based on the whole cast prior to Monday. For more detailed information on drafts and league administration, visit the How to Play page.
  • We’ll be providing weekly points updates as usual, as well as uploading an updated scoring spreadsheet each week to make scoring your league as easy as possible. You can expect the points to be posted by Tuesday nights. You can check out the blank template here My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca

Also a reminder, we’ll be posting the wildcard bonus category each week on our twitter. Please tweet us ideas for the wildcard category each week!

Finally, as excited as we are to know if Becca finds love, this is a spoiler free zone! We fiercly avoid spoilers mainly because we love watching the story play out on TV, but also to avoid any bias in recaps & awarding points. We’ll never post spoilers on this site until the episodes air on ABC in EST.

We hope everyone is excited! Let’s do the damn thing!

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Arie’s Finale

What a finale! Chris Harrison made sure to remind us that this was the most dramatic finale ever, but we would just like to point out a more significant milestone. At 5 hours, this was without a doubt the longest finale ever! We must say we enjoyed every second of it though; we laughed, we cringed, we cried, we yelled at the TV screen.

We truly never thought there would be another Mesnick scenario, so based on our scoring system you could argue that Lauren was not adequately rewarded for being the last woman standing. Becca received the final rose points, but both ladies were awarded proposal points because we indeed saw both proposals on TV.

There are LOTS of opinions out there on how the breakup with Becca should have been handled, whether Lauren should have taken Arie back, and why ABC thought it was a good idea to show the same man proposing to two different women in a 24 hour period. Our takeaway from this season is that Arie should have picked Lauren all along. We LOVE Becca, but Arie and Lauren both seem to have equally subdued personalities, and it was obvious that Arie’s feelings were deeper for Lauren since he dropped the L bomb weeks ago. Hopefully Arie and Lauren will live a long life of waking up with the sun, wearing cardigans, and drinking wine. The great news about this whole situation is that we get to do the damn thing with Becca next season!

The points are in! What is everyone using as the prize for their league? Leave us a comment and send us some ideas. Our league passes around this felt rose crown to the winner each season

I hope everyone enjoyed this season! Check back here for you Bachelorette fantasy leagues in May!

Download an updated spreadsheet with the final points for the season here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #10

Becca 395
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Proposing or being proposed to 75
Receiving the final rose 100
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Giving the bachelor(ette) a gift 10
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Weekly Bonus Category: Giving Arie’s family gift other than flowers/wine 20
Lauren 230
Attending One on One 25
Proposing or being proposed to 75
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Saying the word “vulnerable” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 30
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35

Season Totals by Contestant:

Annaliese 100
Ashley 115
Becca K 1175
Bekah M 445
Bibiana 90
Brittany 130
Caroline 165
Chelsea 295
Jacqueline 315
Jenna 215
Jenny 25
Kendall 700
Krystal 430
Lauren B 1050
Lauren G 10
Lauren S 105
Maquel 145
Marikh 150
Seinne 355
Tia 630
Valerie 10