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Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #6

Four dates this week means lots of points to be awarded! We saw 2 one on ones, a group date, and a two on one date tonight! To all of our enjoyment, Arie was right last week in that they indeed were having their last fight, because Krystal is GONE! But don’t worry if Krystal is on your team, she scored plenty of points this week as usual.

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • The crying points are subjective as usual. In the end, crying points were awarded to Jenna, Chelsea, Lauren B, and Krystal
  • It looked like Tia wore 2 different outfits during the group date, and was blurred in both outfits. So having a body part blurred points were only awarded to Tia and Becca K

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Seinne for being fantastic as usual, but mostly for showing us her French speaking skills
  • Kendall for continuously using correct grammar in saying “Arie’s and my” rather than “Arie and I’s”
  • Arie for really showing up this episode. We saw empathy, learned some personal information, and got some good TV out of him this week!
  • Kendall for dropping this wisdom on Krystal

The Bachelor Kendall Krystal Gif You're Imperfect. Isn't that amazing

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #6

Becca K 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10
Bekah M 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Chelsea 45
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Jacqueline 65
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jenna 30
Attending group date 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Kendall 70
Attending Two on One 30
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Krystal 80
Attending Two on One 30
Consuming food 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Lauren B 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or very obvious crying) 20
Weekly Bonus Category: Being Called Amazing 10
Seinne 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tia 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Reading a date card 5
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 0 115
Becca K 50 300
Bekah M 95 375
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 45 295
Jacqueline 65 225
Jenna 30 215
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 70 295
Krystal 80 430
Lauren B 105 335
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel 0 145
Marikh 0 150
Seinne 55 295
Tia 55 390
Valerie 0 10

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Episode #5

Hey there Bachelor aficionados! We had a bit of a low scoring episode this week, but never fear, it definitely wasn’t lacking in content! We saw a yacht date with Chelsea, some seriously woo-girl behavior during the group bowling date, a Krystal meltdown, and the first L bomb of the season!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • This week we subtracted the 40 points awarded to Maquel last week for leaving the show on her own accord
  • Krystal seemed a little drunk during the group date, but her behavior is so erratic we couldn’t be sure, so didn’t award points. Jenna also seemed drunk, but I think we’re all learning this is just Jenna (and we love her for it!) so no points
  •  Lots of girls were standing around the food table during the group date, but the only girls we see actually chewing were Krystal and Maquel, so those two plus Tia received points for eating

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points:

  • Arie totally giving up on Chelsea’s attempt at a titanic reenactment

Chelsea Titanic Bachelor

  • Kendall explaining to Arie that she is glad the show is forcing them to take their relationship slower
  • Arie to Krystal: “I think you should stay up here tonight. I’m going to go down and hang with them. Know that I’m not happy about it. And I’ll see you in a few days.”
  • Tia: “I’ve been waiting for you to push me up against something”
  • Krystal: “Aww we’re having our first fight!” Arie: “It could be our last fight.”

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

  • Jenna being Jenna. And highlighting how all the girls are feeling during this rose ceremony

Jenna Bachelor Nervous Top Feeling

  • Krystal: “I just honestly feel like a lot of the girls here don’t operate, like, at my level. And I’m tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. Like I’m done. Done. That was glitter. Glitter.”

Krystal Glitter The Bachelor

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Arie Episode #5

Ashley 10
Attending group date 10
Becca K 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Mentioning that the bachelor process is “hard” or “difficult” 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bekah M 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Chelsea 85
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jacqueline 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Jenna 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kendall 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Saying “I’m here for ‘Bachelor(ette)’s name’” or ”I’m here for you/him/her” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lauren B 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Maquel -10
Attending group date 10
Consuming food 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Leaving show on own accord -40
Marikh 10
Attending group date 10
Seinne 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Reading a date card 5
Tia 110
Attending One on One date 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Consuming food 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m (falling in) love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (may be preceded by “I think I’m”, but must include the word love) 25
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Annaliese 0 100
Ashley 10 115
Becca K 65 250
Bekah M 50 280
Bibiana 0 90
Brittany 0 130
Caroline 0 165
Chelsea 85 250
Jacqueline 60 160
Jenna 45 185
Jenny 0 25
Kendall 70 225
Krystal 65 350
Lauren B 75 230
Lauren G 0 10
Lauren S 0 105
Maquel -10 145
Marikh 10 150
Seinne 40 240
Tia 110 335
Valerie 0 10

 

 

Bachelor Recap – Arie Episode #5

Happy Bachelor Monday everyone! This week’s episode had it all: private yachts,  unfriendly competition, a Krystal time out, and deep fried corn on the cob! Honestly, what more could we ask for?

We start out the episode with Arie and the girls explaining how Ft. Lauderdale is the perfect place to fall in love. Not convinced over here, but I commend them for putting in their best effort. The first date of the week is a one on one with Chelsea. They spend the day on a giant yacht, make out on jet skis, and attempt a pretty sad titanic reenactment. Based on Arie’s commitment level to Chelsea in this shot, I’d say there’s no hope:

Chelsea Titanic Bachelor

The dinner portion of the date is in an old car museum. Chelsea gets pretty deep, explaining how she fell for her ex and started a family at such a young age, as well as pain she went through during the falling out. Props to Chelsea for laying it all out there. She was relatable and really pulled at our heartstrings. Best news of all for Chelsea, Arie didn’t touch his food! She gets the rose, then they proceed to the customary after dinner concert for dancing with rose in hand. I’m much more likely to root for Chelsea after this date, so I’m interested to see if ABC really puts her in the villain role later in the season.

Next we move onto a bowling group date. Considering how much time they spent describing why Ft. Lauderdale was such a great place to fall in love, couldn’t they have thought of anything better than bowling? This is, however, quite an entertaining date including:

  • A seriously disturbing opening scene from Arie
  • Matching team bowling shirts which, of course, the girls all tied into crop tops
  • Uncustomary mid-date eating and (gasp!) beer drinking
  • A typical-for-Jenna “Is she drunk” “No, I think that’s just her” moment
  • Heated competition to continue on to the evening portion of the date

Arie Bowling Lick

The blue team (Krystal, Becca K, Maquel, Jenna, Jacqueline) win, and get to continue to the evening without the pink team (Bekah M, Seinne, Kendall, Ashley, Marikh, Lauren B) as their reward. Or so they think. In typical Bachelor manner, Arie feels bad sending the pink team home, and decides to let all the ladies come to the party.  This decision goes over well with all the girls except for one. On the bus back to the hotel, Krystal threw a tantrum and said some very unkind things about Arie (so the girls say – this was not filmed). She still appears enraged when they get back to the hotel to get ready for the rest of the date, yelling at the crew to take her mic off. The rest of the girls seem disturbed that Krystal is so angry and was so set off by a decision that, to everyone who has ever watched The Bachelor before, was the obvious ending to this group date. She decides to pout in the hotel room and skip the rest of the date, stating that she’s not hiding in her room, but rather “investing in herself”.

When Arie realizes Krystal is absent, he does what every good enabler does in this situation: goes upstairs to check on her. This decision was concerning, but Arie’s reaction to Krystal skipping the date was stern and unsympathetic. This was refreshing and was one of my favorite Arie moments of the season. Finally, after weeks of enabling her by confirming the other girls are just jealous of her, he brings her back to reality. Also, I think Arie will be a great father and has great potential for disciplining children after this quote: “I think you should stay up here tonight. I’m going to go down and hang with them. Know that I’m not happy about it. And I’ll see you in a few days.” Drop that mic, Arie! Krystal later proceeds to come down to the date long enough to fight with the girls, but not long enough for Arie to notice her.

We get an entertaining game of 20 questions with Lauren B (she likes coconut milk in her coffee and Arie likes his with cream and sugar). Kendall explains to Arie that being on the show is good for her because it’s forcing her to take the relationship slower. Yes, slower. And Arie continues to freak out about whether or not Bekah M will break his heart. We end the night with Lauren B accepting the group date rose.

The last date of the week is a one on one with Tia. This date is full of cringey country girl stereotypes, but Tia seems to roll with it like a champ. They go on a boat ride through the everglades, meet an eccentric old man who rebuilt his house in the swamp after a fire, and eat several deep fried delicacies (including fried corn on the cob). Tia really leans into the date, explaining to Arie how frog gigging works. The dinner portion of the date gets serious, and it seems that Tia has caught the feels for Arie more than anyone. She explains that she isn’t just the girl from Weiner, but she’s a Doctor (physical therapy) and lives in Little Rock now. Props to Tia for talking herself up for 7 years of school and her doctorate, you go girl! She also brought up the religion topic, but didn’t seem phased when she discovered he “doesn’t believe in a higher power”. She also really goes for it in telling Arie that she is falling in love with him (first “love” expression of the season!). He seems into it, but not that into it. Jury’s still out on whether she’ll make it to the final 3.

The episode ends with a dramatic cocktail party and (thanks again ABC!) rose ceremony. Krystal requests that, instead of attacking her in a group setting, the girls confront her about the bowling situation individually. The girls oblige, Bekah K really puts her in her place, and the wrath of Hurricane Krystal strengthens! Krystal’s angriest quote of the night: “I just honestly feel like a lot of the girls here don’t operate, like, at my level. And I’m tired of lowering myself to try to stoop to theirs. Like I’m done. Done. That was glitter. Glitter.”

Krystal Glitter The Bachelor

Ok Krystal, you’re the crazy one, we get it. She gets another stern talking to from Arie at the cocktail party, but will not be discouraged!

The Bachelor Krystal Last Fight

We also see a great conversation between Jacqueline and Arie during the cocktail party (she’s a sleeper pick, I’ve been trying to tell you guys!). Everyone is nervous at the rose ceremony, especially Jenna!

Jenna Bachelor Nervous Top Feeling

In the end, Krystal is called last, and Ashley, Maquel, and Marikh are sent home. Can’t wait to see Hurricane Krystal cross the Atlantic next week to Paris!

What was your favorite quote of the night? Any other super gif-able moments I missed? Let me know in the comments!