Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #5

The first TO BE CONTINUED… of the season! ABC really listened to the fans and has been consistently giving us a rose ceremony at the end of each episode lately. I’d like to argue that the Nicole/Onyenka tiff was not compelling enough drama to warrant a delayed rose ceremony. But hey, what do I know? As a result, this very low scoring week will be offset with lots of points next week.

The 1:1’s this week were both strange. We have Heather explain how she was “in a relationship” for 8 months without kissing the guy. Then we have yet another girl (Cassie) use dinner portion of her 1:1 to explain to Colton that she is ashamed/uncomfortable/worried about what people will think about her for NOT being a virgin. (As did Hannah B, if you remember). I’m so confused by this. Maybe they just didn’t have any hard-hitting life experiences or stories to tell, but I don’t love that the show is playing into this narrative that Colton should be ashamed that he hasn’t had sex and the girls should be ashamed that they have. Either way, Colton is obviously quite enamored by Cassie and all the girls know it. So we’ll be seeing her for a while!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Crying points only went to Elyse this week. Nicole’s eyes looked moist but we didn’t see any tears fall
  • Also lots of “right reasons” phrases thrown around this week, but neither Nicole or Onyenka actually said “not here for the right reasons” so no points awarded
  • Though Kirpa had a bandage on her chin, it wasn’t addressed on the show so no points for receiving medical attention

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Speaking of Kirpa’s chin. If you haven’t already watched this extra clip of her explaining what happened, check it out!  After watching this, Kirpa is officially the girl in the house I most want to be friends with
  • Sydney (in the bloopers) for patiently explaining her sexual comments to Colton. Also, props to Colton for continuing to ask for explanation rather than pretending like he knew what she meant!
  • What happened to Demi’s arm???

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #5

Caelynn 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Cassie 70
Attending One on One 25
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Demi 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 70
Attending group date 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Hannah B 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah G 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 50
Attending One on One 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Katie 0

 

Kirpa 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Nicole 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Onyeka 35
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Sydney 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Tayshia 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 20 295
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 70 225
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 25 225
Devin 0 0
Elyse 70 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 70 300
Hannah G 25 165
Heather 50 220
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 155
Kirpa 20 135
Laura 0 0
Nicole 25 190
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 35 170
Revian 0 0
Sydney 20 135
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 25 220
Tracy 0 105

2 thoughts on “Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #5

  1. I think the leeches are what happened to Demi’s arm. Most of the girls from that date have weird looking hickey type things…

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