Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #4

Hard hitting episode this week, eh?? As a huge bachelor fan and a HUGE Olympics fan, my pop culture worlds really collided after this episode. Sometimes the bachelor has no choice but to address topics that this show really has no appropriate format to approach…. but here we are. I’m not sure if I want to applaud Colton for never previously using Aly Raisman’s (somewhat public) sexual abuse as an excuse for his virginity… or if I want to be angry at him for bringing it up now. But the big question here is how did this superfan never connect the dots??

Thankfully, we had plenty of distasteful cultural exploits (I’m sure Singapore has plenty of wonderful local cuisine), girl fights (ding dong the bitch is dead), and women supporting women (beauty queens making up.. cause ain’t nobody got time for petty drama once you become a frontrunner) to remind us what this show is really all about.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Though we saw no actual tears from Courtney, it seemed like a pretty obvious cry while Nicole was comforting her so counting it
  • There was lots of talk during the Demi Courney altercation of the right reasons, not being here to make friends, etc. But the only word for word quote per our scoring came from Courtney with the exact phrase “not here for the right reasons”

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Various cuts to shots of Tracy rolling her eyes during Demi drama. Congrats to Tracy for staying out of it and leaving the show gracefully
  • Demi for mentioning she wanted to say this to Colton: “Hey there’s a girl here who sucks. Maybe she could potentially not suck one day. But as of right now, she sucks.”
  • Cassie for trying SO hard to be happy for Caelynn’s shopping date. But then crying to her producer about it (but we didn’t see actual tears so no points for Cassie)
  • Hannah G for being taken back to Colton’s hotel room. Then many, many moments where one gets on top of the other, then quick cut of camera to the two of them in a slightly more innocent stance

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #4

Caelynn 85
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Cassie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Courtney 65
Attending group date 10
Saying “not here for the right reasons” 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Demi 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10
Elyse 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hannah B 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Katie 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kirpa 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Nicole 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Onyeka 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Sydney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Tayshia 75
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being attached to a harness 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 10
Attending group date 10
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 85 275
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 50 155
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 65 145
Demi 100 200
Devin 0 0
Elyse 35 210
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 50 230
Hannah G 50 140
Heather 35 170
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 35 155
Kirpa 35 115
Laura 0 0
Nicole 35 165
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 40 135
Revian 0 0
Sydney 35 115
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 75 195
Tracy 10 105

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