Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #3

Hello all! I must say, I was skeptical about Colton as the bachelor and questioning how this season was going to go. But then the producers struck gold with two ex bestie beauty queens and I am HERE FOR IT. Also really digging Colton’s “This girl is insane. When will this 5 minutes be over?” facial expressions. I don’t think we’ve seen this much sincerity in disinterest since Nick. Sprinkle in some rightfully confident yet severely lacking in self awareness from Demi, some aww this girl doesn’t seem incredibly interesting but she’ll go far from Cassie and Hannah G, and a bachelor fence jumping teaser and I’d say we have ourselves a season! And remember, Demi’s mom hasn’t even gotten out of prison yet. More to come!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • No points for “riding on a boat” were awarded for the pirate group date. It was unclear whether or not that was an actual boat or just a set
  • I wanted to award points to Elyse for riding on a horse. But since it wasn’t a real horse (carousel) and the above wasn’t a real boat, I kept it consistent and did not award her horse points
  • Nicole shed a mini tear for apparently no reason when talking to Colton about strong women during her 1:1 time. Not counting it. Maybe just feeling harsh this week?

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Heather for being a fantastic instigator and #1 pawn for the producers
  • Caitlin for pulling the limo after Chris Harrison bet against her
  • Hannah B for managing to form actual sentences while talking shit about Caelynn (huge improvement in comparison to the 1:1 toast)
  • Caelynn for responding to Hannah B’s shit talk with Colton by bring up a traumatic experience in her own life rather than throwing shade back at Hannah. But not actually having to explain said traumatic experience. But then eventually throwing shade back at Hannah a day later

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #3

Bri 0
Caelynn 120
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Caitlin 10
Attending group date 10
Cassie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Catherine 10
Attending group date 10
Courtney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Demi 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 100
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah B 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Hannah G 40
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Katie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Kirpa 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Nicole 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Nina 10
Attending group date 10
Onyeka 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Sydney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Tayshia 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 120 190
Caitlin 10 55
Cassie 50 105
Catherine 10 45
Courtney 35 80
Demi 50 100
Devin 0 0
Elyse 100 175
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 70 180
Hannah G 40 90
Heather 35 135
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 50 120
Kirpa 35 80
Laura 0 0
Nicole 75 130
Nina 10 55
Onyeka 60 95
Revian 0 0
Sydney 35 80
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 50 120
Tracy 35 95

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