Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #2

And we’re off! This first week of dates was relatively standard with an impromptu on stage performance, a hot tub in the middle of nowhere, and an athletic competition for more time with the bachelor. However, kicking off the season with a cringey one on one has got to be a first for the show!

In case anyone was wondering, it took Hannah B a whopping 49 seconds to come up with a toast that began with “First it’s my birthday” and ended in “roll tide”. We’ll cut her some slack with it being her first day dating on TV but WOW what a treat. Luckily, in order to turn it around during the night portion of the date, all she had to do was inquire about Colton’s virginity, then express guilt and shame for no longer being a virgin herself. Questionable message ABC, very questionable. Either way, I think we’re all thankful for this uncharacteristically difficult to watch first one on one.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • All the women on the summer camp group date were awarded points for riding on a boat in the canoe race because it wasn’t super clear if they all participated or not
  • Hannah B was also awarded points for riding on a boat. Though technically the boat wasn’t moving while they were eating dinner
  • Nicole, Angelique, and Annie were all awarded crying points. The tears were weak, but we saw moisture so counting it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • “Let’s make a toast to… and let’s just I’ll just put a bunch of words that sound good. That are real. Real words.” – A sound bite from Hannah B’s 49 seconds of thinking up a toast
  • “There is no advantage to being an older woman here” – Demi on at least 3 occasions throughout the episode
  • Annie for removing her heels prior to walk of shaming out of the mansion after not receiving a rose

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #2

Alex B 30
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Angelique 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Annie 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Bri 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Caelynn 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

 

Caitlin 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Cassie 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Catherine 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Courtney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Demi 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Erika 20
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Hannah B 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Riding a horse 10
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Katie 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Kirpa 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Nicole 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Nina 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Onyeka 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Sydney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Tayshia 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Contestant Current Total
Alex B 30
Alex D 0
Angelique 20
Annie 20
Bri 35
Caelynn 70
Caitlin 45
Cassie 55
Catherine 35
Courtney 45
Demi 50
Devin 0
Elyse 75
Erika 20
Erin 0
Hannah B 110
Hannah G 50
Heather 100
Adrianne “Jane” 0
Katie 70
Kirpa 45
Laura 0
Nicole 55
Nina 45
Onyeka 35
Revian 0
Sydney 45
Tahzjuan 0
Tayshia 70
Tracy 60

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