Author: MyBachelorFantasy

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Finale

That’s a wrap! Colton broke the show, lost his virginity, and ended up happily ever after all in two episodes of TV so I’ll call that a successful season. Since we really broke format this season, the points are all over the place so your league may have an unexpected winner. Hope everyone enjoys having 2-4 hours of their lives back each week until it’s time for Hannah B!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Finale

Cassie 380
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Receiving the final rose 100
Being attached to a harness 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 35
Hannah G 45
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m in love with you” to the Bachelor(ette) 25
Tayshia 40
Mentioning being out of his/her comfort zone 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Contestant Finale Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 0 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 380 1050
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 45 505
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 40 785
Tracy 0 105

 

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #9

We finally got the fence jump!! The fence jump itself was arguably less sensational and shocking than Colton throwing out the whole format of the show and telling Cassie she’s the only one he wants. It was painful, inarticulate, heartbreaking, and seriously hard to watch. Truly one of the best episodes in Bachelor history!

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #9

Cassie 180
Attending One on One 25
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 35
Hannah G 0
Tayshia 190
Attending One on One 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 0 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 180 670
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 0 460
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 190 745
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #8

Happy hometowns everyone! Colton did not disappoint this week. He asked 4 fathers for their blessing, told 4 sets of parents he was falling in love with their daughter, expressed fear (out loud) that he might die skydiving before having had sex, and all but begged Cassie — to no avail — to profess her love. If only we had gotten a fence jump, this episode would have been a home run!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Tayshia’s skydiving plane was so grungy looking I just couldn’t justify counting it as a “private jet”
  • Awarding Hannah G crying points while talking to her mom because her eyelashes were definitely very wet

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • “I still need to lose my virginity! I don’t know what I’m missing yet but I hear it’s really great” – Colton worrying about dying while skydiving prior to fantasy suites
  • “You don’t microwave relationships” – Tayshia’s dad
  • Hannah G’s rap wasn’t great, but I appreciated the effort. Her dad was the true star with that beat
  • All 4 dads really brought something special to the table this week. I’d say they made up for lack of family drama or moms drinking straight from the bottle

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #8

Caelynn 135
Attending One on One 25
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m in love with you” to the Bachelor(ette) 25
Cassie 120
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 155
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Tayshia 155
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Being attached to a harness 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 135 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 120 490
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 155 460
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 155 555
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #7

Happy almost hometowns week everyone! I don’t remember ever seeing this much drama and shit talking so late in the game, but can’t say I hate it! Based on what we’ve seen the last few weeks, Colton only seems capable of believing the information that has been most recently shared with him… but it makes for great TV. I particularly liked this episode because I live in Denver and therefore was able to judge Colton for his choices of date spots. Something else to note: the guy chat between Ben Higgins and Colton just happened to take place in Ben’s new restaurant (which is a gem of an Israeli tapas place).. and they were drinking WATER together. Way to keep it wholesome, guys!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • There was a goodbye kiss between Heather and Colton which I think they both meant to make a cheek kiss, but lips definitely touched so counting it
  • Reminder that professions of love to the camera don’t count! Say it directly to Colton or bust
  • I think we can all agree Hannah G was the “winner” of the group date, but since there were multiple roses given out, I didn’t award her points for receiving the group date rose

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Colton’s vlog at the beginning of the episode where he essentially repeats his exact words from the rose ceremony the night before. As a reminder: “F*@k. That’s the third person who said that there are people here that aren’t ready and that’s f*@king terrifying… I thought when Sydney said it she was talking about Demi. Then I, I don’t know who Demi was talking about. Then I say goodbye to Katie and I don’t know who she’s talking about. Am I f*@king missing something?” Get it together, Colton!
  • Colton’s mom: “How do you think his feelings are for you?” Hannah: “I’d love to know!” Colton’s mom: “You haven’t asked him..?”
  • “This all just reeks of desperation to me” + “In my opinion, you’re an idiot” – Cassie

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #7

Caelynn 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Cassie 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Hannah B 110
Attending One on One 25
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah G 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Heather 65
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leaving show on own accord 40
Kirpa 40
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Tayshia 80
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 95 465
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 70 370
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 110 485
Hannah G 35 305
Heather 65 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 40 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 80 400
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #6

Down to 7 already, and Colton is freaking out about it! I found this episode pretty uneventful. BUT that teaser! Have they ever given away so much about the final 3 in a teaser? I guess they’re just really creating buildup for Colton to lose that V card. And don’t miss next week, looks like he will finally jump that fence!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Did not award crying points to Sydney because I didn’t see any tears actually fall
  • Unclear if Hannah G and Colton were in a true hot tub or not, but I counted it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • All the girls who have what appear to be hickeys all over their skin from the leaches in Singapore (thanks Annie for pointing this out, now I can’t look away!)
  • “Opening up is not my thing. It’s usually not my jam” – Hannah G
  • “Don’t be distracted by shiny things” – Sydney (ahem could she be hinting at the above?)
  • “F*@k. That’s the third person who said that there are people here that aren’t ready and that’s f*@king terrifying… I thought when Sydney said it she was talking about Demi. Then I, I don’t know who Demi was talking about. Then I say goodbye to Katie and I don’t know who she’s talking about. Am I f*@king missing something?” – Very articulate words spoken from a Bachelor who is undeniably ready to get married

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #6

Caelynn 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Cassie 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Demi 90
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah B 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Hot tubbing 5
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Katie 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kirpa 120
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Nicole 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Onyeka 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Sydney 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Leaving show on own accord 40
Tayshia 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 75 370
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 75 300
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 90 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 75 375
Hannah G 105 270
Heather 65 285
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 35 190
Kirpa 120 255
Laura 0 0
Nicole 20 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 20 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 80 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 100 320
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #5

The first TO BE CONTINUED… of the season! ABC really listened to the fans and has been consistently giving us a rose ceremony at the end of each episode lately. I’d like to argue that the Nicole/Onyenka tiff was not compelling enough drama to warrant a delayed rose ceremony. But hey, what do I know? As a result, this very low scoring week will be offset with lots of points next week.

The 1:1’s this week were both strange. We have Heather explain how she was “in a relationship” for 8 months without kissing the guy. Then we have yet another girl (Cassie) use dinner portion of her 1:1 to explain to Colton that she is ashamed/uncomfortable/worried about what people will think about her for NOT being a virgin. (As did Hannah B, if you remember). I’m so confused by this. Maybe they just didn’t have any hard-hitting life experiences or stories to tell, but I don’t love that the show is playing into this narrative that Colton should be ashamed that he hasn’t had sex and the girls should be ashamed that they have. Either way, Colton is obviously quite enamored by Cassie and all the girls know it. So we’ll be seeing her for a while!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Crying points only went to Elyse this week. Nicole’s eyes looked moist but we didn’t see any tears fall
  • Also lots of “right reasons” phrases thrown around this week, but neither Nicole or Onyenka actually said “not here for the right reasons” so no points awarded
  • Though Kirpa had a bandage on her chin, it wasn’t addressed on the show so no points for receiving medical attention

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Speaking of Kirpa’s chin. If you haven’t already watched this extra clip of her explaining what happened, check it out!  After watching this, Kirpa is officially the girl in the house I most want to be friends with
  • Sydney (in the bloopers) for patiently explaining her sexual comments to Colton. Also, props to Colton for continuing to ask for explanation rather than pretending like he knew what she meant!
  • What happened to Demi’s arm???

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #5

Caelynn 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Cassie 70
Attending One on One 25
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Demi 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 70
Attending group date 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Hannah B 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah G 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 50
Attending One on One 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Katie 0

 

Kirpa 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Nicole 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Onyeka 35
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Sydney 20
Attending group date 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Tayshia 25
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 20 295
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 70 225
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 25 225
Devin 0 0
Elyse 70 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 70 300
Hannah G 25 165
Heather 50 220
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 155
Kirpa 20 135
Laura 0 0
Nicole 25 190
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 35 170
Revian 0 0
Sydney 20 135
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 25 220
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #4

Hard hitting episode this week, eh?? As a huge bachelor fan and a HUGE Olympics fan, my pop culture worlds really collided after this episode. Sometimes the bachelor has no choice but to address topics that this show really has no appropriate format to approach…. but here we are. I’m not sure if I want to applaud Colton for never previously using Aly Raisman’s (somewhat public) sexual abuse as an excuse for his virginity… or if I want to be angry at him for bringing it up now. But the big question here is how did this superfan never connect the dots??

Thankfully, we had plenty of distasteful cultural exploits (I’m sure Singapore has plenty of wonderful local cuisine), girl fights (ding dong the bitch is dead), and women supporting women (beauty queens making up.. cause ain’t nobody got time for petty drama once you become a frontrunner) to remind us what this show is really all about.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Though we saw no actual tears from Courtney, it seemed like a pretty obvious cry while Nicole was comforting her so counting it
  • There was lots of talk during the Demi Courney altercation of the right reasons, not being here to make friends, etc. But the only word for word quote per our scoring came from Courtney with the exact phrase “not here for the right reasons”

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Various cuts to shots of Tracy rolling her eyes during Demi drama. Congrats to Tracy for staying out of it and leaving the show gracefully
  • Demi for mentioning she wanted to say this to Colton: “Hey there’s a girl here who sucks. Maybe she could potentially not suck one day. But as of right now, she sucks.”
  • Cassie for trying SO hard to be happy for Caelynn’s shopping date. But then crying to her producer about it (but we didn’t see actual tears so no points for Cassie)
  • Hannah G for being taken back to Colton’s hotel room. Then many, many moments where one gets on top of the other, then quick cut of camera to the two of them in a slightly more innocent stance

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #4

Caelynn 85
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Cassie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Courtney 65
Attending group date 10
Saying “not here for the right reasons” 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Demi 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Having body part (other than mouth) blurred 10
Elyse 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Hannah B 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Katie 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kirpa 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Nicole 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Onyeka 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Sydney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Tayshia 75
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being attached to a harness 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 10
Attending group date 10
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 85 275
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 50 155
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 65 145
Demi 100 200
Devin 0 0
Elyse 35 210
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 50 230
Hannah G 50 140
Heather 35 170
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 35 155
Kirpa 35 115
Laura 0 0
Nicole 35 165
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 40 135
Revian 0 0
Sydney 35 115
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 75 195
Tracy 10 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #3

Hello all! I must say, I was skeptical about Colton as the bachelor and questioning how this season was going to go. But then the producers struck gold with two ex bestie beauty queens and I am HERE FOR IT. Also really digging Colton’s “This girl is insane. When will this 5 minutes be over?” facial expressions. I don’t think we’ve seen this much sincerity in disinterest since Nick. Sprinkle in some rightfully confident yet severely lacking in self awareness from Demi, some aww this girl doesn’t seem incredibly interesting but she’ll go far from Cassie and Hannah G, and a bachelor fence jumping teaser and I’d say we have ourselves a season! And remember, Demi’s mom hasn’t even gotten out of prison yet. More to come!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • No points for “riding on a boat” were awarded for the pirate group date. It was unclear whether or not that was an actual boat or just a set
  • I wanted to award points to Elyse for riding on a horse. But since it wasn’t a real horse (carousel) and the above wasn’t a real boat, I kept it consistent and did not award her horse points
  • Nicole shed a mini tear for apparently no reason when talking to Colton about strong women during her 1:1 time. Not counting it. Maybe just feeling harsh this week?

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Heather for being a fantastic instigator and #1 pawn for the producers
  • Caitlin for pulling the limo after Chris Harrison bet against her
  • Hannah B for managing to form actual sentences while talking shit about Caelynn (huge improvement in comparison to the 1:1 toast)
  • Caelynn for responding to Hannah B’s shit talk with Colton by bring up a traumatic experience in her own life rather than throwing shade back at Hannah. But not actually having to explain said traumatic experience. But then eventually throwing shade back at Hannah a day later

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #3

Bri 0
Caelynn 120
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Caitlin 10
Attending group date 10
Cassie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Catherine 10
Attending group date 10
Courtney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Demi 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 100
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah B 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Hannah G 40
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Katie 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Kirpa 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Nicole 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Nina 10
Attending group date 10
Onyeka 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Sydney 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Tayshia 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 120 190
Caitlin 10 55
Cassie 50 105
Catherine 10 45
Courtney 35 80
Demi 50 100
Devin 0 0
Elyse 100 175
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 70 180
Hannah G 40 90
Heather 35 135
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 50 120
Kirpa 35 80
Laura 0 0
Nicole 75 130
Nina 10 55
Onyeka 60 95
Revian 0 0
Sydney 35 80
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 50 120
Tracy 35 95

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #2

And we’re off! This first week of dates was relatively standard with an impromptu on stage performance, a hot tub in the middle of nowhere, and an athletic competition for more time with the bachelor. However, kicking off the season with a cringey one on one has got to be a first for the show!

In case anyone was wondering, it took Hannah B a whopping 49 seconds to come up with a toast that began with “First it’s my birthday” and ended in “roll tide”. We’ll cut her some slack with it being her first day dating on TV but WOW what a treat. Luckily, in order to turn it around during the night portion of the date, all she had to do was inquire about Colton’s virginity, then express guilt and shame for no longer being a virgin herself. Questionable message ABC, very questionable. Either way, I think we’re all thankful for this uncharacteristically difficult to watch first one on one.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • All the women on the summer camp group date were awarded points for riding on a boat in the canoe race because it wasn’t super clear if they all participated or not
  • Hannah B was also awarded points for riding on a boat. Though technically the boat wasn’t moving while they were eating dinner
  • Nicole, Angelique, and Annie were all awarded crying points. The tears were weak, but we saw moisture so counting it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • “Let’s make a toast to… and let’s just I’ll just put a bunch of words that sound good. That are real. Real words.” – A sound bite from Hannah B’s 49 seconds of thinking up a toast
  • “There is no advantage to being an older woman here” – Demi on at least 3 occasions throughout the episode
  • Annie for removing her heels prior to walk of shaming out of the mansion after not receiving a rose

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #2

Alex B 30
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Angelique 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Annie 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Bri 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Caelynn 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

 

Caitlin 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Cassie 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Catherine 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Courtney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Demi 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Erika 20
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Hannah B 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Riding a horse 10
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Katie 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Kirpa 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Nicole 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Nina 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Onyeka 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Sydney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Tayshia 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Contestant Current Total
Alex B 30
Alex D 0
Angelique 20
Annie 20
Bri 35
Caelynn 70
Caitlin 45
Cassie 55
Catherine 35
Courtney 45
Demi 50
Devin 0
Elyse 75
Erika 20
Erin 0
Hannah B 110
Hannah G 50
Heather 100
Adrianne “Jane” 0
Katie 70
Kirpa 45
Laura 0
Nicole 55
Nina 45
Onyeka 35
Revian 0
Sydney 45
Tahzjuan 0
Tayshia 70
Tracy 60

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #1

Hi all! Hope everyone loved the slightly dramatic, more than slightly awkward 3 hour event that was night one!

Reminder that since most leagues don’t draft until after the first night, we don’t score the first episode. If your league drafted prior to night one and would like to score this episode, 25 points to each contestant that received a rose is our suggestion. Episode #2 will be the first episode scored, with spreadsheets to help you track points for your league and all.

In the meantime, let’s all just take a deep breath and prepare for 10 weeks of talking about Colton’s virginity!