Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #2

And we’re off! This first week of dates was relatively standard with an impromptu on stage performance, a hot tub in the middle of nowhere, and an athletic competition for more time with the bachelor. However, kicking off the season with a cringey one on one has got to be a first for the show!

In case anyone was wondering, it took Hannah B a whopping 49 seconds to come up with a toast that began with “First it’s my birthday” and ended in “roll tide”. We’ll cut her some slack with it being her first day dating on TV but WOW what a treat. Luckily, in order to turn it around during the night portion of the date, all she had to do was inquire about Colton’s virginity, then express guilt and shame for no longer being a virgin herself. Questionable message ABC, very questionable. Either way, I think we’re all thankful for this uncharacteristically difficult to watch first one on one.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • All the women on the summer camp group date were awarded points for riding on a boat in the canoe race because it wasn’t super clear if they all participated or not
  • Hannah B was also awarded points for riding on a boat. Though technically the boat wasn’t moving while they were eating dinner
  • Nicole, Angelique, and Annie were all awarded crying points. The tears were weak, but we saw moisture so counting it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • “Let’s make a toast to… and let’s just I’ll just put a bunch of words that sound good. That are real. Real words.” – A sound bite from Hannah B’s 49 seconds of thinking up a toast
  • “There is no advantage to being an older woman here” – Demi on at least 3 occasions throughout the episode
  • Annie for removing her heels prior to walk of shaming out of the mansion after not receiving a rose

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #2

Alex B 30
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Angelique 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Annie 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Bri 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Caelynn 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15

 

Caitlin 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Cassie 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Catherine 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Courtney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Demi 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Elyse 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Erika 20
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Hannah B 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Hot tubbing 5
Riding a horse 10
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 50
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Katie 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Kirpa 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Nicole 55
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Nina 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Onyeka 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Sydney 45
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Tayshia 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Winning or being part of winning team on group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Tracy 60
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Contestant Current Total
Alex B 30
Alex D 0
Angelique 20
Annie 20
Bri 35
Caelynn 70
Caitlin 45
Cassie 55
Catherine 35
Courtney 45
Demi 50
Devin 0
Elyse 75
Erika 20
Erin 0
Hannah B 110
Hannah G 50
Heather 100
Adrianne “Jane” 0
Katie 70
Kirpa 45
Laura 0
Nicole 55
Nina 45
Onyeka 35
Revian 0
Sydney 45
Tahzjuan 0
Tayshia 70
Tracy 60

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #1

Hi all! Hope everyone loved the slightly dramatic, more than slightly awkward 3 hour event that was night one!

Reminder that since most leagues don’t draft until after the first night, we don’t score the first episode. If your league drafted prior to night one and would like to score this episode, 25 points to each contestant that received a rose is our suggestion. Episode #2 will be the first episode scored, with spreadsheets to help you track points for your league and all.

In the meantime, let’s all just take a deep breath and prepare for 10 weeks of talking about Colton’s virginity!

 

Bachelor Fantasy League – Colton’s Season Kickoff

Welcome back, Bachelor fanatics! We’re only a couple weeks away from the premiere of Colton’s season of The Bachelor. With all the promo material that’s already been released, most of us can’t help but be super excited for Colton’s bachelor fantasy league to get underway! I’m sure many of you have already done serious strategizing and gone down the deep, deep, black hole of social media stalking all the 23 years olds that will surely make this season a train wreck we’ll never forget!

Here are some updates and reminders for your leagues:

  • We’ll be providing weekly points updates as usual, as well as uploading an updated scoring spreadsheet each week to make scoring your league as easy as possible. You can check out the blank template here My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton
  • This season, points will be posted each week by Friday. I’ll aim to have them posted earlier, but with this being a one woman operation I can’t always get them tallied and posted the day after the episode airs
  • Check out he Scoring page for this season’s point categories. New this season: 10 points to any contestant who mentions the “journey”. A few hard to track & rarely awarded categories from last season were eliminated
  • The contestant bios are out and can be found here. These are a great drafting tool and a nice sneak peak at what’s to come this season!

Draft advice:

  • Since most leagues don’t draft until after Episode 1, Episode 2 will be the first week for which we tally and post points. If your league has already drafted, you can award points as you see fit (perhaps 25 points to each contestant who received a rose), or hold off until Episode 2 with the rest of us
  • We recommend holding your draft between the airing of Episodes 1 and 2. This allows you to get to know the contestants a bit before drafting them on your team, and prevents the huge cut of women on the first night from destroying anyone’s team. However, if you have a huge league and need all the initial contestants in order to share the love among your league, feel free to draft based on the whole cast prior to night one. For more detailed information on drafts and league administration, visit the How to Play page.

Finally, though we’re all dying to know who Colton chooses, this is a spoiler free zone! I seriously avoid spoilers mainly because I love watching the story play out on TV, but also to avoid any bias in commentary & awarding points. We’ll never post spoilers on this site until the episodes air on ABC (west coast).

Now assemble your leagues! What do you have to lose??

Any questions? Shoot me an email or tweet!

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Finale

And just like that, another Bachelorette engaged to the man to whom she gave the first impression rose. Does this mean our Bachelorettes are shallow, or maybe they just have great instincts? Either way, I think it’s safe to say that many of us that avoided spoilers all season were pretty shocked when Becca crushed Blake’s heart into a million pieces this week. But if this means Garrett will spend a long, happy life listening to the Minnesota way Becca says “bag”, I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Will Blake be next Bachelor? Will he be too heartbroken? My money and hopes are on Jason, but I guess we shall see!

I hope everyone enjoyed following along with this fantasy league journey this season. If you have comments or sugguestions for how we can improve for next season, please let me know in the comments! I won’t be tallying points for Bachelor in Paradise because two episodes a week is too much for this one woman show to tally points for, but you better believe I’ll be watching!

Don’t forget to follow us on twitter @MyBachFantasy for general updates!

See below for the final points spreadsheet!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Finale

Blake 145
Attending One on One 25
Riding on boat 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Giving the bachelor(ette) a gift 10
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Garrett 345
Attending One on One 25
Proposing or being proposed to 75
Receiving the final rose 100
Riding on boat 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 35
Contestant Episode #11 Season Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 145 930
Chris 0 285
Christon 0 110
Clay 0 165
Colton 0 705
Connor 0 200
David 0 300
Garrett 345 1065
Jordan 0 325
Jason 0 630
Jean Blanc 0 220
John 0 180
Leo 0 330
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 95
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 0 455

Becca’s Season Men Tell All Points

Jordan was, unsurprisingly, the winner of Men Tell All. Colton was a close second as far as points are concerned, but Jason continuted to win over our hearts this episode. If he doesn’t become the next bachelor, I will cry. Also shoutout to ABC and the guys for some FANTASTIC bloopers this year. Truly A+ content, we want more!!

Please note that a few contestants were on men tell all but didn’t make it through night one. Therefore, most of your leagues won’t even be using these guys as available contestants. However, for those of you who used everyone we scored for them, you’ll just need to manually add their scores into your spreadsheets/scoring systems. Also, apologies for the delay on posting these, I know many of you have been waiting. Points for the finale will hopefully be posted by Tuesday night but definitely by Wednesday. One woman show over here! Happy finale watching!

See below for the most updated points spreadsheet!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Men Tell All

 

Jake 20
Appearing in episode 10
Explative rant 10
Christian 30
Appearing in episode 10
Explative rant 10
Shit talking 10
Kamil 20
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Christon 20
Appearing in episode 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
John 20
Appearing in episode 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Jean Blanc 30
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Called to hot seat 10
(Grocery) Joe 40
Appearing in episode 10
Not wearing a suit 10
Being called to hot seat 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Nick 10
Appearing in episode 10
Connor 20
Appearing in episode 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Jordan 70
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Explative rant 10
Being called to hot seat 10
“Not here for the right reasons” 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Appearing in bloopers 10
Chris 30
Appearing in episode 10
Apologizing 10
Bachelor in pardise contestant 10
David 40
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Appearing in bloopers 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Leo 40
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Appearing in bloopers 10
Bachelor in paradise contestant 10
Wills 40
Appearing in episode 10
Being called to hot seat 10
Bloopers 10
Describing their “journey” 10
Colton 60
Appearing in episode 10
Shit talking 10
Explative rant 10
Being called to hot seat 10
Appearing in bloopers 10
Bachelor in pardise contestant 10
Jason 40
Appearing in episode 10
Being called to hot seat 10
Crying 10
Appearing in bloopers 10
Contestant Men Tell All Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 0 785
Chris 30 285
Christon 20 110
Clay 0 165
Colton 60 705
Connor 20 200
David 40 300
Garrett 0 720
Jordan 70 325
Jason 40 630
Jean Blanc 30 220
John 40 180
Leo 40 330
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 10 95
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 40 455

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #9

And we’re down to two! Poor Jason got taken out of the game too early. In what would does he not become the next Bachelor? At least we have that to look forward to this fall! I personally feel incredibly confused as to why Garrett is still in the game, but I know others are all in on Garrett, so different strokes I suppose.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Jason consuming food (cricket)
  • Garrett riding on a boat (really a float but, still counts)
  • Jason giving Becca a gift (the scrapbook is questionable but counting it)

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Becca for being blatantly naked, save a robe, the morning after her date with Blake
  • Garrett beginning a sentence with “But what’s awesome, like, about me is…”
  • Jason for pulling the “coming back to beg for another chance” move without actually begging for another chance

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #9

Blake 200
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going to fantasy suite 75
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Garrett 195
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Riding on boat 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35

 

Jason 70
Attending One on One 25
Consuming food 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Giving the bachelor(ette) a gift 10

Season totals:

Contestant This Week Season Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 200 785
Chris 0 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 0 645
Connor 0 180
David 0 260
Garrett 195 720
Jordan 0 255
Jason 70 590
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 0 290
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 0 415

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #8

The long awaited hometown dates are here! Easily our favorite week of the season! As per usual, ABC gave this episode white the dramatic tease. And as we’ve seen in recent seasons, it just can’t live up to the hype! We need some more Jojo’s mom drinking champagne straight from the bottle. Desire’s brother calling the born again virgin bachelor Sean Lowe a playboy. Dean’s overly suppressed beef with his dad. Where is the drama!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Blake and Jason both had pretty weak hugs with running starts (Becca did most of the running), but still counting it
  • There were two instances of “I’m in love with you” this week. Since I consider this more serious than “I’m falling in love with you”, awarding “I love you” points for these
  • Garret and Becca were sitting on a blanket with drinks, but I saw no food so no picnic

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • The grand surprise Jason had for Becca was making out on a Zamboni. Not exactly the grand Bachelor style gesture I had in mind, but boy were we into it!
  • Blake for hanging in there while Becca had a serious fangirl day with Betty Who
  • Also Blake for having the guts to introduce his mom on TV after he 100% put her on blast for the cheating

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #8

Blake 155
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Attending a concert 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Colton 150
Mentioning the Arie/Becca breakup or hating on Arie 10
Going on hometown date 50
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Garrett 135
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going on hometown date 50
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10
Jason 155
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Consuming food 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Bonus: Parents consuming alcohol 10

Season Totals:

Contestant Episode #8 Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 155 585
Chris 0 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 150 645
Connor 0 180
David 0 260
Garrett 135 525
Jordan 0 255
Jason 155 520
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 0 290
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 0 415

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Becca Episode #7

To hometowns we go! What an episode! I don’t believe we’ve ever had a male contestant–other than Sean Lowe who was perfection and not a true virgin but rather a “reborn” one– confess his virginity on the show before (please correct me in the comments if this isn’t true). How great that our first virgin is not only an ex NFL practice squad player, but ALSO an ex of Aly Raisman! Great casting, ABC.

We are 100% spoiler free, but let’s be honest– in what world does Blake not get the final rose? When the Bachelorette’s response to your profession of love is “tell me again” rather than lots of kissing to avoid saying anything, I’d call it a dead giveaway.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Awarding points to Wills for crying because I saw some moisture in the corner of his eye, and the copious sniffling can only mean one thing
  • Blake said “I’m in love with you”, not “I love you”. But I think it’s equally as serious so he gets “I love you” level points

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Blake’s mental breakdown despite being a clear frontrunner
  • Leo telling Becca he wasn’t going to propose
  • Wills for yet another fantastic floral outfit
  • The conch boat man for making the Colton date as uncomfortable as possible

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #7

Blake 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Colton 110
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding on boat 10
Consuming food 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Garrett 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Being hugged by the bachelorette with a running start 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Jason 95
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Bonus: Saying “vulnerable” 10
Leo 30
Attending group date 10
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Wills 85
Attending group date 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20
Bonus: Saying “vulnerable” 10

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 110 430
Chris 0 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 110 495
Connor 0 180
David 0 260
Garrett 105 390
Jordan 0 255
Jason 95 365
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 30 290
Lincoln 0 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 85 415

 

Bachelorette Fantasty Points – Becca Episode #6

Down to six already?? This season is really flying by! This week we went to one of the most questionable locations in the franchise history: Richmond, VA. I certainly hope this was just a last minute backup location and not the result of a serious reduction in funding. I mean, no offense to VA natives, but this rivals the bowling alley Ft. Lauderdale week last season.

Despite the location, we got a lot out of this episode. Becca got to meet Jason’s friends (adorable!) and was totally in her element doing cold weather activities with Leo. The debate had a lot of potential to be entertaining had these men had any wit, but it turned into a pretty painful disaster. And so it goes.

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • I’m awarding points to Lincoln and Chris for talking shit about another contestant to Becca because they were more or less speaking directly to her during the debate
  • We had a few half-hearted fast walking start hugs this week, but I’m not considering any of them “hug with running start”
  • As always, lots of expletives but didn’t catch any occurrences of 3 in a row

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • One of the true joys of this season is watching the reasonable men (particularly Wills and Jason) react to Jordan/David/Chris/Lincoln ridiculousness. The constant heavy sigh eye rolls have been truly priceless
  • Blake for taking a page from Ben Higgins and acting like a true politician during the group date debate
  • Leo for continually telling Becca how hot she is during their date

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Becca Episode #6

Blake 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Chris 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Colton 85
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Reading a date card 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Connor 10
Attending group date 10
Garrett 40
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Talking shit about another contestant to the camera 5
Jason 80
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Mentioning a deceased loved one 15
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leo 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Riding on boat 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Lincoln 25
Attending group date 10
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Wills 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (Must be to Bachelor(ette), not to camera) 20

Season Totals:

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex 0 40
Blake 35 320
Chris 25 255
Christon 0 90
Clay 0 165
Colton 85 385
Connor 10 180
David 0 260
Garrett 40 285
Jordan 0 255
Jason 80 270
Jean Blanc 0 190
John 0 140
Leo 95 260
Lincoln 25 255
Mike 0 35
Nick 0 85
Rickey 0 10
Ryan 0 55
Trent 0 15
Wills 75 330