Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Hannah Episode #5

What an episode! Not sure who to consider the real loser for this episode:

Luke P for being (rightfully) torn apart for the duration of his 1:1

OR

All of us fans for having to wait for BIP in August for more John Paul Jones!

The points are weird again this week due to the To Be Continued… issue. Remember some people were awarded rose points last week if they received points on dates and therefore won’t receive rose points this week from the rose ceremony. Then there were roses awarded on the dates this week also. Hopefully next week will have two rose ceremonies and we’ll be back on track!

See the link to download the spreadsheet with this week’s points or the detail by person below!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Hannah Episode #5

Contestant Episode #5 Grand Total
Brian 0 0
Cam 0 90
Chasen 0 0
Connor J 0 20
Connor S 45 170
Daron 0 20
Devin 45 145
Dustin 45 190
Dylan 45 140
Garrett 35 195
Grant 45 135
Hunter 0 0
Jed 95 285
Joe 0 0
Joey 0 55
John Paul Jones 0 90
Jonathan 0 45
Kevin 45 160
Luke P 80 210
Luke S 65 160
Matt Donald 0 0
Matteo 0 90
Matthew 0 0
Mike 100 265
Peter 60 205
Ryan 0 0
Scott 0 0
Thomas 0 0
Tyler C 35 220
Tyler G 0 115

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Hannah Episode #4

There’s really nothing quite like rugby to bring out the worst in a group of competing men. We’ve got broken bones, we’ve got body slams, we’ve got lots of points for shit talk. And worst of all, we’ve got a To Be Continued…

Low scoring week to due lack of rose ceremony, but check back next week for the result of Luke vs Luke!

See the link to download the spreadsheet with this week’s points or the detail by person below!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Hannah Episode #4

Contestant This Week Grand Total
Brian 0 0
Cam 0 90
Chasen 0 0
Connor J 0 20
Connor S 10 125
Daron 0 20
Devin 20 100
Dustin 25 145
Dylan 25 95
Garrett 75 160
Grant 20 90
Hunter 0 0
Jed 65 190
Joe 0 0
Joey 0 55
John Paul Jones 20 90
Jonathan 0 45
Kevin 30 115
Luke P 35 130
Luke S 25 95
Matt Donald 0 0
Matteo 20 90
Matthew 0 0
Mike 25 165
Peter 35 145
Ryan 0 0
Scott 0 0
Thomas 0 0
Tyler C 85 185
Tyler G 0 115

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Hannah Episode #3

Hey there Bachelorette fans! Hannah is going for it and calling her own shots this season, and sounds like we’re all on board!

See the spreadsheet with this week’s points or the detail by person below!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Hannah Episode #3

Roll Tide!

Contestant Episode #3 Grand Total
Brian 0 0
Cam 45 90
Chasen 0 0
Connor J 0 20
Connor S 75 115
Daron 0 20
Devin 35 80
Dustin 25 120
Dylan 35 70
Garrett 50 85
Grant 35 70
Hunter 0 0
Jed 50 125
Joe 0 0
Joey 10 55
John Paul Jones 35 70
Jonathan 10 45
Kevin 40 85
Luke P 35 95
Luke S 35 70
Matt Donald 0 0
Matteo 35 70
Matthew 0 0
Mike 105 140
Peter 75 110
Ryan 0 0
Scott 0 0
Thomas 0 0
Tyler C 50 100
Tyler G 40 115

 

 

Bachelorette Fantasy Points – Hannah Episode #2

Two weeks down and Hannah isn’t a complete train wreck! I’m personally very much enjoying this season so far, hope all you fantasy participants are too.

You can download the scoring template populated with this week’s points or view them below. Cheers!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Hannah Episode #1

Contestant Episode #2 Grand Total
Brian 0 0
Cam 45 45
Chasen 0 0
Connor J 20 20
Connor S 40 40
Daron 20 20
Devin 45 45
Dustin 95 95
Dylan 35 35
Garrett 35 35
Grant 35 35
Hunter 0 0
Jed 75 75
Joe 0 0
Joey 45 45
John Paul Jones 35 35
Jonathan 35 35
Kevin 45 45
Luke P 60 60
Luke S 35 35
Matt Donald 0 0
Matteo 35 35
Matthew 0 0
Mike 35 35
Peter 35 35
Ryan 0 0
Scott 0 0
Thomas 0 0
Tyler C 50 50
Tyler G 75 75

Bachelorette Fantasy League – Hannah B Update

Hey there Bachelor fans! Hope everybody is excited for a new season with lots of y’alls, roll tides, and giant nervous smiles! I will still be tracking and posting points for you this season! However, for the first few weeks while there are still a lot of contestants, I’m planning on just posting the total points for each contestant + the spreadsheet (you’ll still be able to see who earned points for which categories via the spreadsheet, don’t worry!). I’ve learned that having a life and running a fantasy league can be difficult, and I’ll do my best to get the points posted by mid week. BUT I promise to have them to you each week by Friday.

As a reminder, I don’t score the first episode. But if you’d like to score it for your league, I recommend 25 points to anyone who receives a rose. I’ll be back next week with the first round of points.

Cheers!

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Finale

That’s a wrap! Colton broke the show, lost his virginity, and ended up happily ever after all in two episodes of TV so I’ll call that a successful season. Since we really broke format this season, the points are all over the place so your league may have an unexpected winner. Hope everyone enjoys having 2-4 hours of their lives back each week until it’s time for Hannah B!

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Finale

Cassie 380
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Receiving the final rose 100
Being attached to a harness 10
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 35
Hannah G 45
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m in love with you” to the Bachelor(ette) 25
Tayshia 40
Mentioning being out of his/her comfort zone 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Contestant Finale Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 0 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 380 1050
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 45 505
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 40 785
Tracy 0 105

 

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #9

We finally got the fence jump!! The fence jump itself was arguably less sensational and shocking than Colton throwing out the whole format of the show and telling Cassie she’s the only one he wants. It was painful, inarticulate, heartbreaking, and seriously hard to watch. Truly one of the best episodes in Bachelor history!

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #9

Cassie 180
Attending One on One 25
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Leaving show on own accord 40
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Being told “I love you” by the bachelor(ette) 35
Hannah G 0
Tayshia 190
Attending One on One 25
Going to fantasy suite 75
Riding in helicopter/private jet 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I love you” to the Bachelor(ette) 35
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 0 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 180 670
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 0 460
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 190 745
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #8

Happy hometowns everyone! Colton did not disappoint this week. He asked 4 fathers for their blessing, told 4 sets of parents he was falling in love with their daughter, expressed fear (out loud) that he might die skydiving before having had sex, and all but begged Cassie — to no avail — to profess her love. If only we had gotten a fence jump, this episode would have been a home run!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Tayshia’s skydiving plane was so grungy looking I just couldn’t justify counting it as a “private jet”
  • Awarding Hannah G crying points while talking to her mom because her eyelashes were definitely very wet

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • “I still need to lose my virginity! I don’t know what I’m missing yet but I hear it’s really great” – Colton worrying about dying while skydiving prior to fantasy suites
  • “You don’t microwave relationships” – Tayshia’s dad
  • Hannah G’s rap wasn’t great, but I appreciated the effort. Her dad was the true star with that beat
  • All 4 dads really brought something special to the table this week. I’d say they made up for lack of family drama or moms drinking straight from the bottle

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #8

Caelynn 135
Attending One on One 25
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m in love with you” to the Bachelor(ette) 25
Cassie 120
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 155
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Tayshia 155
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Going on hometown date 50
Being attached to a harness 10
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 135 600
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 120 490
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 0 485
Hannah G 155 460
Heather 0 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 0 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 155 555
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #7

Happy almost hometowns week everyone! I don’t remember ever seeing this much drama and shit talking so late in the game, but can’t say I hate it! Based on what we’ve seen the last few weeks, Colton only seems capable of believing the information that has been most recently shared with him… but it makes for great TV. I particularly liked this episode because I live in Denver and therefore was able to judge Colton for his choices of date spots. Something else to note: the guy chat between Ben Higgins and Colton just happened to take place in Ben’s new restaurant (which is a gem of an Israeli tapas place).. and they were drinking WATER together. Way to keep it wholesome, guys!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • There was a goodbye kiss between Heather and Colton which I think they both meant to make a cheek kiss, but lips definitely touched so counting it
  • Reminder that professions of love to the camera don’t count! Say it directly to Colton or bust
  • I think we can all agree Hannah G was the “winner” of the group date, but since there were multiple roses given out, I didn’t award her points for receiving the group date rose

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • Colton’s vlog at the beginning of the episode where he essentially repeats his exact words from the rose ceremony the night before. As a reminder: “F*@k. That’s the third person who said that there are people here that aren’t ready and that’s f*@king terrifying… I thought when Sydney said it she was talking about Demi. Then I, I don’t know who Demi was talking about. Then I say goodbye to Katie and I don’t know who she’s talking about. Am I f*@king missing something?” Get it together, Colton!
  • Colton’s mom: “How do you think his feelings are for you?” Hannah: “I’d love to know!” Colton’s mom: “You haven’t asked him..?”
  • “This all just reeks of desperation to me” + “In my opinion, you’re an idiot” – Cassie

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #7

Caelynn 95
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Cassie 70
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Hannah B 110
Attending One on One 25
Meeting the bachelor(ette)’s family/friends 20
Mentioning the “journey” 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah G 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Heather 65
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Leaving show on own accord 40
Kirpa 40
Attending group date 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Tayshia 80
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Talking shit about another contestant to Bachelor(ette) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 95 465
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 70 370
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 0 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 110 485
Hannah G 35 305
Heather 65 350
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 0 190
Kirpa 40 295
Laura 0 0
Nicole 0 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 0 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 0 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 80 400
Tracy 0 105

Bachelor Fantasy Points – Colton Episode #6

Down to 7 already, and Colton is freaking out about it! I found this episode pretty uneventful. BUT that teaser! Have they ever given away so much about the final 3 in a teaser? I guess they’re just really creating buildup for Colton to lose that V card. And don’t miss next week, looks like he will finally jump that fence!

Judgement calls (if you don’t agree, award points for your league accordingly):

  • Did not award crying points to Sydney because I didn’t see any tears actually fall
  • Unclear if Hannah G and Colton were in a true hot tub or not, but I counted it

Honorable Mention – Favorite moments of the night that didn’t necessarily earn points

  • All the girls who have what appear to be hickeys all over their skin from the leaches in Singapore (thanks Annie for pointing this out, now I can’t look away!)
  • “Opening up is not my thing. It’s usually not my jam” – Hannah G
  • “Don’t be distracted by shiny things” – Sydney (ahem could she be hinting at the above?)
  • “F*@k. That’s the third person who said that there are people here that aren’t ready and that’s f*@king terrifying… I thought when Sydney said it she was talking about Demi. Then I, I don’t know who Demi was talking about. Then I say goodbye to Katie and I don’t know who she’s talking about. Am I f*@king missing something?” – Very articulate words spoken from a Bachelor who is undeniably ready to get married

Download an updated spreadsheet with this week’s points here:

My Bachelor Fantasy Scoring Template- Colton Episode #6

Caelynn 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Cassie 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Demi 90
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Saying “I’m falling for you” or “I’m falling in love with you” to Bachelor(ette) (May include “I think I’m..”) 20
Hannah B 75
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Hannah G 105
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Hot tubbing 5
Attending a concert 10
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Heather 65
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Katie 35
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Kirpa 120
Attending One on One 25
Receiving a rose x2 50
Riding on boat 10
Discussing sex/intimacy with bachelor(ette) 20
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Nicole 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Onyeka 20
Crying (must see tears fall from eyes or obvious crying) 20
Sydney 80
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose 25
Being called last during rose ceremony 5
Leaving show on own accord 40
Tayshia 100
Attending group date 10
Receiving a rose x2 50
Receiving group date rose (in addition to regular rose points) 25
Kissing the bachelor(ette) (on the lips) 15
Contestant This Week Grand Total
Alex B 0 30
Alex D 0 0
Angelique 0 20
Annie 0 20
Bri 0 35
Caelynn 75 370
Caitlin 0 55
Cassie 75 300
Catherine 0 45
Courtney 0 145
Demi 90 315
Devin 0 0
Elyse 0 280
Erika 0 20
Erin 0 0
Hannah B 75 375
Hannah G 105 270
Heather 65 285
Adrianne “Jane” 0 0
Katie 35 190
Kirpa 120 255
Laura 0 0
Nicole 20 210
Nina 0 55
Onyeka 20 190
Revian 0 0
Sydney 80 215
Tahzjuan 0 0
Tayshia 100 320
Tracy 0 105